A little gray hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom. The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once. The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once. It's OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department.

There are also some color-in printable cards, perfect for kids who want to create a unique birthday card for family and friends. Looking for Happy Birthday funny wishes, quotes, jokes and images to put a smile on someone's face on their birthday? You're turning the perfect age. At your age, people expect you to be calm, dignified and sober.... Disappoint them. You know you're getting old when you can't walk past a bathroom without thinking, "I may as well pee while I'm here." Happy birthday funny wishes for him, including great messages to wish your dad, brother, uncle, or best buddy a very happy birthday! Free printable birthday cards in high quality PDF format that you can print and fold at home.

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Youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art.

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You're old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. I'm so sorry I forgot your birthday. I wouldn't say you're old... you've just been young for longer than most of us. I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I'm returning the favor. You're the youngest [insert age] year old I know. Use these quick-links to jump to a particular section, or scroll down the page to see the entire collection of funny birthday quotes and wishes. For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life. Use them as part of a funny birthday card message, or even as a Facebook caption.

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That's only 16 in Celsius. By the time you're your age, you've learned everything - you only have to remember it! Don't let ageing get you down... it's too hard to get back up again! Don't think of this as a late birthday card. You're only $49.95, plus tax!
Let's get up to some mischief! Wishing you all the great things in life, hope this birthday … Age doesn't make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful! They're strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head. ...oh, no wait, actually you are, sorry about that... It is intentionally arriving after your birth-day, because I think you deserve a whole birth-month.

A selection of happy birthday funny quotes you can use to wish someone a very happy birthday and poke fun at their age on their birthday.

No matter how you send one of these funny wishes you're sure to brighten their birthday and make them laugh! Funny birthday wishes about getting older: How does NASA organise a birthday party?



When I have a birthday I take the day off. What goes up but never comes down? Middle age... when "happy hour" is a nap! Happy birthday! Wonder where your glasses are? When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
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At least you're not as old as you'll be this time next year.

You might be prehistoric, but at least you're not extinct! Happy Belated Birthday! When I grow up I want to be just like you... but hopefully with more hair!

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. Please don't retouch my wrinkles.

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